Posted by Will on February 08, 1999 at 14:11:41:
In Reply to: Profiler- The Next Generation posted by Sharklady on February 07, 1999 at 21:20:34:
A thin black rectangular box starts to beep]
Wakko:Ahhh,It's an evil alien device!
[Wakko smashes it with his mallet]
Dot:That was my ThinkBad Wakko!! The beep means I had a new message.
Wakko:Opps,Sorry.
Yakko:How come you got a cellar modem and how can you afford the airtime.
Dot:Being cute does have it's advantages. [Grin]
Dot: Yakko mind if I plug my HD into yours.
Yakko:But what about my HD.
Dot(slightly annoyed):Oh,Come on all you have on there is pictures of Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink.
Wakko:Really all I was able to get was pictures of Clarise from Disney.
Yakko: What have we told you about the D word.
[Yakko replaces he's HD with Dot's]
[Dot checks her E-mail]
Dot: I have messges from two informants gookie and Will but thanks to Wakko a lost gookie's mesage.
Wakko:Hey I said I was sorry.
Dot:Hey Will says to cheek out the Underdog fanclub.
Yakko:Underdog has a fanclub?
YW&D:Mulder, Scully we have a lead.
Mulder:Good.
Yakko:But aaaa you mind if we borrow a car we need to stop off at Incompetent Business Men's home computing center to pick Dot up a new ThinkBad?
[YW&D wait's outside a building as Mulder and Scully gets out of their car]
Mulder:Where is the car?
Yakko:You parked on it. [Yakko point to a pile of rubble]
Scully:What is this place?
Yakko: The "Every place you need to go to solve this case" plaza.
Mulder: Why do we need to go here?
Dot:This way we don't have to travel very far for the rest of the case.
Yakko:And Wakko does'nt get behind the wheel again this way.
Wakko:So I can't parallel park.
[YWD,M&S walks to the Underdog fanclub]
[I guy in a Underdog costums welcomes them]
[The room is total empty except for on fan]
Fan:Hello I'm the only Underdog fanatic fan.
Wakko:By any chance did you cheat on the USA poll?
Fan:Yes.
[Mulder grabs him and roughs him up]
Mulder:Your a hacker aren't you, you behind this thing aren't you, Your in some sort of huge conspiracy aren't you!
Yakko:He's no hacker.
Scully:How can you tell?
Yakko:Watch, push any key.
Fan:Ha there is no any any key which means I don't push any key.
YW&D:Newbe!
Mulder: So how did you cheat?
Fan:It lets me vote every day.
Yakko:What a big security hole.
Dot:What security?
Mulder:Wait, if is the only Underdog fan and he only voted once a day how did Underdog win over the Simsons?
Scully:The Real cheaters must have had a better way.
--To Be Continued--