The Flintwarners

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: YAKKO: Well, guys, guess what's coming up next? : WAKKO: A sketch featuring *us*, I really, really hope? : DOT: Another PatB story? : YAKKO: Nope, it's the whole Animaniacs cast, and then some, in a "blockbuster" parody of our favorite modern stone-aged family! : WAKKO: Oh..OK! : DOT: Roll 'em! : [cut to the WB studio lot, with the buildings looking rather "Flintstone"-like. We see the water tower, looking equally pseudo-neolithic] : [cut to Yakko, dressed like Fred Flintstone, busy harassing a "stone age" version of Dr. Scratchensniff; suddenly, a whistle can be heard blowing] : YAKKO: Yabba-dabba---er, I mean, "Helloooo, nurse!" : [YAKKO slides down a tree sitting outside of Scratchensniff's office, into a Flintstones-esque golf cart. He does the "Flintstone foot power" thing to get it going, with an A! version of the Flintstones music playing in the background. Yakko heads off to the water tower, pulls in front of it, and honks the horn. Wakko and Dot, dressed like Barney Rubble and Wilma Flintstone, respectively, come out of the tower, and get into the golf cart.] : [cut to the golf cart, puttering down the road with Yakko providing the "power" for it to run. Yakko looks *extremely* tired] : YAKKO: Geez, you guys, could you cut back on those after-dinner desserts already? : [Dot glowers at Yakko] : WAKKO: Sorry... : [they pull into a drive-in, with a sign out front stating "Now playing: Tartanic, starring Leonardo Brickcaprio". Yakko pulls up to a speaker, and collapses on the steering wheel, looking completely exhausted. We cut to the screen, and fade to black.] : [fade into the Flintstonian-looking water tower, apparently well after the drive-in scene has taken place.] : YAKKO: I can't believe we got roped into doing this film! What do I look like, the little car engine that could? : [YAKKO puts his feet into a tub of water, and pours Epson salts into it] : DOT: Hey, Yakko, after you're all rested up, can we go off to the studio and see the new film "Mel Gibstone"'s filming? : WAKKO: Yeah, and after that, we can go eat at "Rock Donalds"! : DOT: And then, maybe take a weekend trip to "Chipcago", and be on the "Oprah Winfrock Show"! : WAKKO: Or "Indianrockpolis!" And see "Al Unstone Jr." race at the "Indianrockpolis 500"! : DOT: Or "Rock Vegas"! : WAKKO: Or "Bostone"! : DOT: Or-- : YAKKO: *Hold it*!! Enough with those stupid "stone age" puns already! : DOT: Oh...sorry, Yakko... : WAKKO: Actually, I *did* like that "Chipcago" pun... : YAKKO: Well, since my "cylinders" here are shot for now [points at his feet], let's do something else, OK? : DOT: I know! Let's use some of our "modern stone-age" gadgets! : Y&W: OK! : [Dot pulls out a TV w/pink rabbit ears sticking out of the top of it, and turns a knob on the set. Instantly, Buster and Babs Bunny are seen on the screen, dressed Flinstone-like, Buster with a torn red shirt, and Babs with bones in place of her ear bows] : BUSTER: Hi, I'm Buster Bunny! : BABS: And *I'm*...being used as a TV antenna, of all the nerve! : BUSTER: Yeah! C'mon, Babs, let's go! : BABS: Yeah! Why don't you go buy a minidish or cable, you couch potatos! : [Babs pulls her ears out of the top of the set, and her and Buster climb out of the set's screen, and leave] : DOT: Well, that was pointless. : WAKKO: Yeah, and I was looking forward to watching "David Lettercaveman" tonight... : YAKKO: Wakko, give the puns a rest, *please*! : WAKKO: Sorry. : DOT: Well, how about some "rock" music? : [Wakko says, "OK!", while Yakko rolls his eyes at this latest pun. Dot pulls out a record player, with Bobby and Squit tied with string to either side of the player, and Pesto standing by the record itself] : PESTO: I can't believe this freakin' thing! What do I look like, some audio buff's plaything?! : [Dot starts up the record, which reads "The Jackstone Five", and presses Pesto down so that his beak meets with the record's surface; Pesto grimaces in pain. Bobby and Squit, acting as "speakers", start singing...] : B&S: [*very* off-key] *A-B-C*...*easy as one-two-three*! : [the Warners cover their ears at the pigeons' poor singing] : [Pesto leaps up off the record, and stares at Squit] : PESTO: What did you call me? : SQUIT: Nothin' Pesto! Just singing "easy as one-two-three"! : PESTO: So, I'm some sort 'a "Easy Bake Oven", here to make delicious snacks for you, is that it?! : SQUIT: No, Pesto, I'm--- : PESTO: *That's it*! [Pesto leaps at Squit, and a fight cloud breaks out. Bobby starts laughing] : DOT: [rolling her eyes] OK, guys, how about we take a photograph of ourselves? : Y&W: [glancing at the fighting birds] Uhhhh.... : DOT: OK! : [Dot pulls out an old-time camera on a tripod, with Slappy standing next to the side of it, holding flashpowder on a stick] : WAKKO: Are you the photographer, Slappy? : SLAPPY: No, I"m the automatic timer and flash! Lousy flippin' agent...first that "Space Jam 2" thing, and now, *this*! And all 'a these dumb "Chipcago" type of rock gags, to boot... : [The Warners stand in front of the camera, with Dot pressing a switch on the camera] : SLAPPY: Ok, Ok, let's see here...[pulls out a lighter, and lights a fuse on the flashpowder. *Very* quickly, an explosion rocks the room, and when the dust clears, Slappy is seen looking the worse for wear...] : SLAPPY: [loopily] Shrimp boats and the women who love them...next on Oprah! Toot-toot! [Slappy collapses] : [the Warners remove the photo from the camera] : YAKKO: Geez, you guys, this is gettin' ridiculous! : WAKKO: Yeah, can't believe I blinked in *another* photo! : YAKKO: No, not that! I mean, these dumb "rock" puns, the abuse of all of these animals to make these insipidly impossible "stone-age" gadgets work, my being turned into a walking Volkswagen engine...something's up here, and I'll bet I know who's behind all of this! : DOT: Who, Yakko? : YAKKO: I'm talking about---[Yakko reaches up, and pulls down a new background] : YAKKO: *Them*! : [seated at a computer is Elmyra and Pinky] : PINKY: *Wha-ha-haha!* "Chipcago"! *NARF*! : ELMYRA: Oooh, I think I'll make Mr. Big Head mousy into a garbage disposal for this next scene! : [the Warners, upon hearing this, scream] : YAKKO: Um, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a stop to this thing, you guys! : PINKY: *Wa-hahaha*!...um, OK! POIT! [Pinky walks over to the Warners] : ELMYRA: But I still haven't finished this story-wory yet, fuzzyheads! : WARNERS: Oh, yes, you have! [they pull on seperate ropes; instantly, 3 anvils clang down on the Oaf's head] : ELMYRA: [muffled from under the anvils] errr...well, maybe you fuzzyheads have a...point... : [the Warners grin at the camera, and smile. Pinky looks on at the anvilled Elmyra, and shrugs his shoulders at the camera...] : [iris out to...] : THE END

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