Posted by Craig on February 07, 1999 at 18:50:27:
In Reply to: Don't ask. posted by Dot on February 07, 1999 at 17:23:27:
[CRAIG at his computer.]
CRAIG: Hello. I am a guy with even less of a life than Dot. I have been drinking too much caffeine, and therefore this part is either going to be wild and wacky or really, really stupid and dull. Who can tell...?
[Cut back to the stars of our story.]
MULDER: Well, now whatta we do with these guys?
SCULLY: If that isn't the million-dollar question...
[The WARNERS are now at "Gyp-parody" type podiums...]
YAKKO: [HIts button] I know! I know! We'll drop heavy objects on you and then help you solve your case in our own inimitable way...
DOT: Eh, I don't think so...
WAKKO: Yeah...they look too *REAL* to be able to survive our tricks...
YAKKO: And they hafta survive...
DOT: ...because they have they X-Files X-posed thing beginning tonight at nine...
WAKKO: Just one FOX!
YAKKO: Eeeeeehhhhhh....we're on the WB now...
DOT: Barely.
YAKKO: True. Still, you can't go around plugging other networks that we used to be on..
WAKKO: And why the heck not? I'm sick of the WB! I'm fed up 'n' I'm not gonna take it anymore!
DOT: YEAH! LET'S PLUG FOX!
YAKKO: Or, even better, a *GOOD* network!
[YW&D stare blankly.]
WAKKO: Whuzzat?
YAKKO: No idea. Oh, I just remembered--we still have our friends here to take care of...
DOT: Ah, yes...
[All three get 'that look' in their eyes...]
YW&D: We're going to help you solve your mystery.
M&S: Ulp.
--Continued--
Craig