Mr. Brain Goes to Washington

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: YAKKO: Can you guys believe this? : WAKKO: What? : YAKKO: This is clearly an A! fanfic, and yet more than 50% of the segments have been PatB! : DOT: This is outrageous! : WAKKO: What's next? : YAKKO: Another PatB segment... : DOT: ROLL IT! I'm gonna go talk to my agent... : "MR. BRAIN GOES TO WASHINGTON" : BRAIN: Pinky, for tonight's plan we will head to Washington DC and become members of the Senate. : PINKY: Why? : BRAIN: We will influence the other members to do--how to put this--really stupid stuff. : PINKY: Oo, fun-fun-silly-willy! : BRAIN: Yes! Now come...to the capital! : [Cut to the Senate. The mice walk in. Everyone is asleep as one guy in the front drones on.] : PINKY: Why is everyone asleep Brain? : BRAIN: It's the impeachment hearings, Pinky. *Yawn* I'm beginning to feel a bit tuckered myself... : PINKY: Egad, this is more boring than a...really long, boring...thing... : BRAIN: Yes, I'm sure! Now come...we hav work to--huh? [Around a corner a voice is heard.] : VOICE # 1: So, uh...whaddaya think? : VOICE # 2: If you've got the money, you've gotta deal. [# 1 apparently presents the money.] YOWZA! ONE MILLION SMACKEROONIES! MMPH! : #1: QUIET! Someone will hear...remember the deal... : # 2: Don't worry...no one will be getting in the way when you chop down that rain forrest to build an ad company which will focus on cigarette commercials for little kids... : BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? : PINKY: Um...I think so, Brain, but let's not do another "Inherit the Wheeze"... : BRAIN: Hm...point well taken...still, we must stop those two! They plan to cause damage to the environment *AND* our next generation...these politicians are more corrupt than I thought! : PINKY: What to do, Brain? : BRAIN: We shall act as Senators and use this status to expose the other Senators! : PINKY: Egad, Brain, brilliant! But, um...won't they know that we're not *REAL* Senators? : BRAIN: No. They're all too old and senile to tell the difference. Now come. : PINKY: Um...'K. : [They head in.] : BRAIN: AWAKEN FROM YOUR SLUMBER, MY FRIENDS! AWAKEN AND LISTEN TO ME! AMONGST US IS A TRAITOR! A MAN CORRUPT THAN ANY OF THE REST OF YOU! : SENATOR # 1: I dunno...I kin be pretty corrupt... : BRAIN: My friends, this sacred house, this beloved body of government legislaters...your purpose here is to bring this great nation to a place even greater than where it is today! You must help us to achieve our goals, and to set new heights! You must pass *JUST* laws! You must do what is right for the good of the country, not what the people want, so that you can get re-elected for another useless term! Don't ya see? Don't ya see? : [The SENATORS stare for a bit.] : SENATOR # 2: HEY! YOU'RE NOT A REAL SENATOR AT ALL! : SENATOR # 3: Yeah! What Senator would say that?! : SENATOR: # 1: GIT 'IM! : [The ychase the mice down the road. They finally find sanctuary behind the Lincoln statue.] : PINKY: Brain...does this mean that there are *NO* good Senators? : BRAIN: No, Pinky...but the good ones must learn to stand up for their beliefs, or they'll never get anywhere... : PINKY: Too bad we couldn't have stayed longer! Perhaps we could've influenced some of them to stand up... : [Cut to SENATORS] : SENATOR # 4: That little guy is right! : # 5: Yeah! We should stand up for what we believe in! : # 6: We're fed up and we're not gonna take it anymore! : # 5: It's time for some changes around here... : [Back to the mice] : BRAIN: Perhpas we did. Well, at any rate, we must return to the lab to prepare for tomorrow night... : PINKY: Why, Brain? What're we gonna do tomorrow night? : BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky--TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! : Craig

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