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Posted by Dot on February 07, 1999 at 17:23:27:

[Real Life Dot is sitting at her computer. She looks at the audience]

RL Dot: Hello. I am a girl with absoulutely no life. I recently discovered that the Animaniacs and the X-Files share some sort of connection. This is the *real* reason why they seem to have a "connection".

[Cut to Plotz talking to the Warners about their contracts. It's the year 1992.]

Plotz: I don't know how you figured out how to get out of your tower, but until we can figure out what to do with you, we're sending you to the FBI.

Yakko: Why?

Plotz: Becuase we can't handle you.

Dot: Why?

Plotz: Because you're to zany.

Warners: Why?

Plotz: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! [Plotz runs out of the room via the wall. He leaves a Plotz-shaped hole in the wall]

[Ralph captures the Warners and throws them in a van.]

[Cut to the FBI basement, where Agents Mulder and Scully are discussing the latest X-File.]

Scully: I like the chocolate ones.

Mulder: What about the Disney drug-ring case?

Scully: Just don't go there.

Mulder: Sorry...But our case!

Scully: You mean the one where some demon guy takes people's modems and replaces them with modem-like thingies that make modem-like sounds but don't log on, ticking off innocent internet users around the world?

Mulder: No...I mean the one where we have to find the people who are rigging the USA Polls!!

Scully: There's *got* to be a scientific explaination.

Mulder: Duh...

[Ralph, who terribly clashes with the dark backround of the FBI basement, lugs in a big box, drops it, and hands Mulder a crow bar]

Ralph: Duh....bye..they're youse guyses problem now. [He runs out of the room]

Scully: What is that?

Mulder: Our new FBI partners in investigation.

Scully: Huh?

Mulder: [Prying open the box] You heard me! I thought we might need some help on this case.

Scully: Partners in a box? A crowbar to get them out? [Mulder shrugs]

[The box shatters, the Warners burst out of the box. Yakko and Wakko jump in to Scully's arms. Dot jumps into Mulder's arms]

Warners: Helloooooooooo Nurse!!! [They kiss either Mulder or Scully on the cheek Warner-style]

Scully: [To Mulder] Brilliant, Einstien.

Mulder: Oh dear.

--To Be Continued--

Follow Ups:

A! Meets the X-Files Craig 18:50:27 2/07/99 (8)
- Profiler- The Next Generation Sharklady 21:20:34 2/07/99 (7)
  - Re: A! Meets the X-Files Will 14:11:41 2/08/99 (6)
    - A vote too far - Rewrite on my part. Will 14:29:26 2/14/99 (1)
      - A Relevant Cameo Sharklady 12:29:24 2/15/99 (0)
    - This Seat Reserved. Gookie 16:52:20 2/08/99 (3)
      - Name suggestion Brainatra 21:58:51 2/08/99 (1)
        
        Another Name Suggestion Sharklady 23:28:07 2/08/99 (0)
      - OK Will 18:47:39 2/08/99 (0)

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: [Real Life Dot is sitting at her computer. She looks at the audience] : RL Dot: Hello. I am a girl with absoulutely no life. I recently discovered that the Animaniacs and the X-Files share some sort of connection. This is the *real* reason why they seem to have a "connection". : [Cut to Plotz talking to the Warners about their contracts. It's the year 1992.] : Plotz: I don't know how you figured out how to get out of your tower, but until we can figure out what to do with you, we're sending you to the FBI. : Yakko: Why? : Plotz: Becuase we can't handle you. : Dot: Why? : Plotz: Because you're to zany. : Warners: Why? : Plotz: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! [Plotz runs out of the room via the wall. He leaves a Plotz-shaped hole in the wall] : [Ralph captures the Warners and throws them in a van.] : [Cut to the FBI basement, where Agents Mulder and Scully are discussing the latest X-File.] : Scully: I like the chocolate ones. : Mulder: What about the Disney drug-ring case? : Scully: Just don't go there. : Mulder: Sorry...But our case! : Scully: You mean the one where some demon guy takes people's modems and replaces them with modem-like thingies that make modem-like sounds but don't log on, ticking off innocent internet users around the world? : Mulder: No...I mean the one where we have to find the people who are rigging the USA Polls!! : Scully: There's *got* to be a scientific explaination. : Mulder: Duh... : [Ralph, who terribly clashes with the dark backround of the FBI basement, lugs in a big box, drops it, and hands Mulder a crow bar] : Ralph: Duh....bye..they're youse guyses problem now. [He runs out of the room] : Scully: What is that? : Mulder: Our new FBI partners in investigation. : Scully: Huh? : Mulder: [Prying open the box] You heard me! I thought we might need some help on this case. : Scully: Partners in a box? A crowbar to get them out? [Mulder shrugs] : [The box shatters, the Warners burst out of the box. Yakko and Wakko jump in to Scully's arms. Dot jumps into Mulder's arms] : Warners: Helloooooooooo Nurse!!! [They kiss either Mulder or Scully on the cheek Warner-style] : Scully: [To Mulder] Brilliant, Einstien. : Mulder: Oh dear. : --To Be Continued--

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