Posted by Sharklady on February 06, 1999 at 15:17:46:
In Reply to: Even More Moviemaniacs posted by John The Ridiculous on February 02, 1999 at 16:15:08:
: Yakko: Commercial Break!
: Wakko: Good, I have to go to the bathroom!
: Dot: Enjoy the commercials!
: First commercial-We see a dancing Wakko with bad teeth.
: Announcer: He's been frozen since 1998. Now he's thawed
: and ready to settle a score.
: Wakko: Hello, Shagadelic Nurse!
: Hello Nurse: Grow up!
: Announcer: Wakko Warner is "Wakko Warner-International
: Toon Of Mystery!"
: Second Commercial-
: Announcer: What if your cagemate was gone one day? And he never returned!
: Brain: Yes, he's gone!
: A phone rings.
: Voice: Give us a million dollars or your friend is history!
: Brain: Yessir!
: He hangs up the phone.
: Brain: Yes, Pinky's gonna go away!
: Announcer: Will Brain pay up? Will Pinky suffer? There's
: only one way to find out...See "Ruthless Mice"!
: End Of Commercials.
: ---Pick Up Here---
RUTHLESS MICE - THE CONCLUSION
SCENE: Night time, a deserted street in a less-reputable part of town. Brain's mechanical suit lurches purposefully along the sidewalk.)
BRAIN: So, that miscreant wants me to pay a million dollars for Pinky's return, does he? I wonder what gave him the idea I have that kind of money. Or that I have no other resources available with which to retrieve Pinky. The new accessories on this suit, for one. The automatic call-tracer on the Lab telephone, for another. (checks slip of paper in the suit's hand) 'Rainbow Cab Company'- that should be just up this block...
DISSOLVE TO: Interior of Rainbow Cab Company garage, deserted except for a mean-looking little bald guy in the dispatcher's cage. He's rubbing his hands and gloating over Pinky, who is tied to a pencil-sharpener on the dispatcher's desk.)
PINKY: But, Mr. Devito, Brain doesn't have a million dollars! Why, just the other day we were trying to raise money for an electrical-polarizer-thingee scheme, by exhibiting ourselves as cute extra-terrestrials, and it didn't work...
DEVITO: Oh, your friend will find some way to raise the money, all right! Anything to save his only pal from becoming a kitty's Hot Entree! (gestures toward a nearby salivating tabby) An' with that kina cash, I can finally buy out this crummy Cab company, and then *I'll* be the Final Authority on everything here! No more having ta take orders from *anybody*! It's a dream come true- an' I don't even have to risk doin' time! Nobody gets jailed for doin' in a couple mice! (laughs maniacally)
PINKY: (unhappy) Poit...
(A loud knock sounds at the garage door. Devito snatches up a sub-machine gun half his own size.)
DEVITO: (snarls) We're closed for fumigation! You want a cab, call Double Hexagon!
BRAIN'S VOICE: (with heavy Austrian accent) Danny! Don't you know me? I'm your Twin Brother!
DEVITO: (puzzled) 'Twin Brother'? Waitaminute.... (sneaks to door and peeks thru viewing hole) Lookit the size of that guy- it *is* him!
PINKY: (looking about for a pencil & paper) Ohh! I hope I can get his autograph!
DEVITO: (tossing aside gun and flinging open door) Hiya, Arnie! Long time no... (suddenly notices the difference) Say... didn't ya use ta have a much larger head...?
BRAIN: (smiling, as one of his suit's hands turns into an electronic cannon) Hasta la vista, Danny!
DEVITO: Oh, ple-eeze! If you're gonna blow me away, at least don't announce it with such an overused cliche....
(Brain fires; DeVito is reduced to a tattered blackened wreak.)
DEVITO: Everyone hates a literary critic.... Euuu.... (flops over)
(Brain goes into the dispatcher's cage, unties Pinky and stows him safely in a jacket pocket.)
PINKY: Thank you, Brain! I was getting a headache from all the axel-greese fumes in here.
(As the suit starts toward the door, the voice of Christopher Lloyd calls from the vehicle bay.)
LLOYD'S VOICE: Boss? I finished waxing that DeLorean for you- what d'ya want me ta do next...?
BRAIN: (doing a passible DeVito imitation) Why don't you... install a time machine in it?
LLOYD'S VOICE: Oh! Sure thing, Boss! I'll get right on it...
PINKY: Haha! Great lead-in for the next movie take-off, Brain!
BRAIN: Anything to make it easier for the writers, Pinky. (exeunt)
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