Posted by Brainatra on February 03, 1999 at 19:55:01:
In Reply to: Slappy And Skippy's Up In Smoke posted by Captain Caps on February 03, 1999 at 18:50:18:
YAKKO: Next up, the A! cast (reluctantly) stars in "Space Jam 2"...
WAKKO: ..."Electric Boogaloo".
[YAKKO and DOT stare at WAKKO]
WAKKO: Eh, heh...sorry, just slipped out.
YAKKO: Ahhhhh, yeah. Anyway, roll the clip!
[cut to the "Ultimate Game": the A! cast, with Michael Jordan, are playing against the Monstars]
PINKY: Gee, I wonder how they managed to convince Jordan to star in this thing? I thought he was retired! POIT!
SLAPPY: Ferget that, I'm wondering how come we have to run up and down this razza-frazzin' court like a bunch 'a high school P.E. students! I mean, we're cartoon characters---I alone must have enough explosives to blow Portugal off the map a zillion times over!
WAKKO: Yeah, and why do we need Jordan's help, anyway? We could've taken on those guys on our own without him!
YAKKO: C'mon you guys, you know precisely what the only reason is for this plot contrivance of a film to exist! MERCHANDISING!
ALL: Oh, yeah...
SLAPPY: So, what happens next in this thing?
YAKKO: [reading script] Uh..."the A! cast does a 'spit shine' using actual spit"---Aaaaaah, I don't thin so.
[flips ahead]
YAKKO: [reading] "The A! cast is smashed and beaten up badly by the Monstars in a brutal manner"---*yikes*!
SLAPPY: Lemme see that thing! [reads another script section] "Pinky and Brain get Jordan's basketball gear from his house", "Michael playing baseball and worshipped by the spectators", "Michael saves the day in the 'ultimate game'"...guys, I think this thing's meant to make *somebody* look good, and it ain't *us*!
WAKKO: Yeah! I mean, [reading script] do we really have to refer to him as "your airness" every 2 minutes?!
DOT: Or do a *literal* "spit shine"?! [shudders]
BRAIN: Or put up with this annoyingly incessant techno music?!
YAKKO: Hmm, you do have a point, guys. Slappy, will you do the honors?
SLAPPY: Certainly!
[Slappy walks over to Jordan, who's engaged in a "suspenseful" b-ball action scene in slow-motion with the Monstars. She reaches into her purse, and stuffs dynamite down all their shorts]
SLAPPY: Buh-bye.
[Jordan and the Monstars look at the camera with a momentary horrified look on their faces, just as the dynamite explodes, sending them flying out of the stadium]
[the A! cast, cheering, wave goodbye to Jordan and the Monstars' skyward flight]
YAKKO: Well, sibs, it looks like our work here is done!
WAKKO: Yeah! So, what now?
DOT: Let's do this film our own way!
REST: Yeah!
[Yakko starts making paper airplanes out of the script's pages, Wakko starts harassing the spectators with various running gags, Dot starts talking into a cell phone, and Slappy heads off to stuff dynamite down her *agent*'s pants...]
THE END