Posted by Craig on February 03, 1999 at 18:33:26:
In Reply to: Even More Moviemaniacs posted by John The Ridiculous on February 02, 1999 at 16:15:08:
[Music similar to that of the film "Grumpy Old Men" plays, with some "Comedyesque" thrown in. We pan up to Slappy's tree. Right next door is another tree, and out walks Suzy Squirrel, going to her mailbox. Slappy also comes out to get her mail.]
SLAPPY: Hey! I thought we agreed we'd never come out at the same time! Remember what happened last time!
SUZY: Um...something that was actually funny? Rare, since we're talking about an event involving you...
SLAPPY: Why, you--
[SKIPPY comes out and grabs her.]
SKIPPY: C'mon, Aunt Slappy--time for your medicine.
SUZY: Medicine? HAH! I've never had a drop in my life!
SLAPPY: Ah, you're jus' too senile ta remember ta take it...
SUZY: Watch it, you putz!
SLAPPY: Moron! [SKIPPY pushes her into the tree.]
SUZY: Hee hee...needs that little brat to take care of her...I've never needed care a day in my--URK! SLAPPY!! I'm having a heart attack! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! [Falls down.]
[SKIPPY runs out.]
SKIPPY: Oh no! Aunt Slappy, come quick!
[Inside, SLAPPY watches TV.]
SLAPPY: Can it wait till the end of "Dilbert"?
[Cut to a hospital. SUZY lies in bed. SLAPPY & SKIPPY come in looking somber.]
SUZY: [Perking up quite a bit.] [GLoating] Ah, Slappy, you've finally realized the error of your ways and have come to ask my forgiveness.
SLAPPY: [Angry] No. Guess again. [Calmer.] Actually., my nephew here forced me to--
SKIPPY: Shhh! [Whispering] Just apologize.
SLAPPY: Alright...er, um...ahem, ahem...harum...AHEM...HARUMPH!!!!!!!
SKIPPY: SPEW!
SLAPPY: Suzy, I'm, uh...sorry.
SUZY: Hm...well, I suppose I could forgive you...or I could let you live in guilt th rest of your life...
SLAPPY: Guilt? Oh, please...
SUZY: Tell you what...you do whatever I want for the rest of our lives, and I'll consider accepting your apology when I'm on my deathbed. Deal?
SLAPPY: Um...noit as such. [Pulls out a remote. Pushes a button. A huge anvil falls on SUZY. SUZY pops out from underneath.]
SUZY: [Dazed] On second thought I can see it your way...
SLAPPY: Thought so. [Spins into nurse costume.] Take two anvils and call me in the morning.
[SKIPPY pulls a rope. Two more anvils fall on SUZY.]
SUZY: [From under anvil; really dazed] I feel better already.
SLAPPY: NOw *THAT'S* comedy!
[Ending notes, fade to black.]
--Continued--
Craig