Posted by Craig on February 01, 1999 at 18:41:57:
In Reply to: Moviemaniacs posted by Craig on February 01, 1999 at 18:15:35:
I actually wrote this one as an independent fanfic originally, but it wasn't all that great, and overly long, so I'll just use the best bit...
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YAKKO: Next up, a parody of the action/adventure genre: "Indiana Brain & the Temple of Kellner"!
[A spoof on the "Indiana Jones Theme" plays softly. Cut to inside a temple. BRAIN is reaching for the Ark of Avery.]
BRAIN: Pinky, this Ark is the one thing that can save all funny cartoons as we know them! Mr. Kellner and his fellow WB Network executives have slowly been putting into action a scheme to destroy all good cartoons! This Ark, however, has the power to stop this evil!.
[He reaches for the Ark. He lifts it ever so slowly as the music stops completely. Everything is dead for the second as he lifts it. Then, a huge mallet comes flying down.]
P&B: YAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [They run away. The theme plays in full swing. Then, just as they're about at the exit, BRAIN falls through a crack. Someone in a trenchcoat comes up and speaks in a Russian accent.]
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Give me the Ark.
BRAIN: [About to fall] Why...?
MF: I'll then pull you up. But I can't with the Ark in your hand!
BRAIN: Alright...here... [Hands it to him/her.]
MF: Ha-ha! Sucker! [Pulls down tranchcoat to reveal herself as Mousey Galore.] Pathetic fool! Now the Ark can be handed to the executives and destroyed!
BRAIN: No... [MOUSEY escapes. PINKY pulls BRAIN up to the surface with a bit of struggle.] Come! [The two run after MOUSEY. As they arrive, she is about to fly off in their plane.] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
PINKY: Um...what now, Brain?
BRAIN: Hm...something tells me that the WB execs will be curious and will open the Ark...and they probably won't like what they find inside...
[Cut to the WB Board of Execs. As they open the Ark, a big light comes out, followed by lots of classic Looney Tunes characters, as well as Freakazoid!, the Warners, Slappy, and Buster & Babs, all bouncing around and giving the execs a taste of real humor, which scares the heck out of 'em...]
[Back to the mice.]
BRAIN: Well, Pinky, now to return to the lab and prepare for tomorrow night.
PINKY: Why, Brain, what're we gonna do tomorrow night?
BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world using Hollywood's biggest box office smash--
PINKY: Um...Adam Sandler?
BRAIN: Nnnnnnnnnno.
PINKY: Eddie Murphy?
BRAIN: No.
PINKY: Leonardo DiCap--
BRAIN: NO!!!!!!!!!!! Think, Pinky..."Star Wars", "The Fugitive", "Air Force One"...
PINKY: Aaaaaahhhhhhh...did he ever do a guest shot on "The Simpsons"?
BRAIN: Not to my knowledge...
PINKY: Oh. Well, he couldn't be anyone important then...
BRAIN: Rrrrrrrrr...
CHORUS: They're dinky, they're Pinky & the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
--Continued--
Craig