Animani-Back To The Future, Part 8

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: WAKKO: A golf course? : YAKKO: Aaaaaaah, actually, I was thinking about a game show production company, but I suppose we can try there first....OK, sibs, let's go! : [cut to a nondescript looking golf course...we fade into an older looking version of Jamie Kellner, walking over to a golf hole...] : KELLNER: Ah, this is the life...though I still can't believe that junk that lousy network's running...what was wrong with the good old days, when stuff like "The Wayans Bros." and "Waynehead" was being produced? : [Kellner reaches down to reach into a golf hole to get his ball...suddenly, the Warners pop out of it, shouting "HELLO!", causing Kellner to scream.] : WAKKO: Hey, that was fun! *And* it was a gag we haven't done in awhile! : DOT: Yeah! Maybe we should use it a little more often... : YAKKO: Hey, Jamie, baby, how's it going? : KELLNER: I thought you kids were supposed to be working on that Pinky and the Brain special! A show I *still* think was better off with Elmyra in the cast... : YAKKO: Aaaaaah, I see he hasn't changed much at all, sibs...c'mon, let's go meet another old cast member! : DOT: But who? : WAKKO: I know! How about... : [cut to ACME Labs, which hasn't changed appearance in the intervening 16 years; fade into a cage, with the mice, apparently having completed filming on their special for the day, are working on another scheme for global conquest...Brain's fur is turning slightly grey, and he has a few extra wrinkles on his forehead; Pinky's fur is also going a bit grey, and he's wearing black-rimmed glasses...] : PINKY: So, what do you wanna do tonight, Brain? : BRAIN: The same thing we do every night, Pinky; try to take over the world! : [Brain grins when saying this; suddenly; singing is heard from outside the cage...upon looking outward, the mice find it to be coming from the Warners, with Yakko holding a magnifying glass next to the cage, and Wakko holding a ruler, a la the A! version of the PatB theme song] : WARNERS: "They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!" : BRAIN: [annoyed] What are you Warner brats doing *here*?! We've finished filming your scene! Besides, we haven't run *that* version of our theme song since the mid-1990's! : YAKKO: I know, but the writer of this section seems to like that version...so anyway...we're not the Warners *you're* thinking of, Brain...*we've* come from the year 1999 via a DeLorean time machine for...aaah, why did we come here again? : WAKKO: Ummm...[flips backwards through script] I think it was to get away from an irate Axel Foley, remember? : YAKKO: Oh, yeah... : BRAIN: Wait a minute: *you're* from the past? Pinky, are you pondering what *I'm* pondering? : PINKY: I think so, Brain, but we've already tried altering the past before with that H.G. Wells fellow's time machine thingy, remember? : BRAIN: [winces at memory of a world full of deranged Pinkys] Ah, yes, indeed...very well, then, I suppose we'll just stick with tonight's plan, then... : WAKKO: Gee, Pinky, I was hoping you'd say something funny, like: "I think so, Brain, but what would Betty Crocker and Uncle Ben see in each other?" : BRAIN: [rolls eyes at this proposed non-sequitor remark] Well, it seems that over the years, Pinky seems to have actually gotten a...smidge......*smarter*. : WARNERS: *Noooo*! : BRAIN: *Y-e-e-e-s*! [looks over at Pinky, who's making muffled sounds from out of his mouth for some reason...] Well, as I said, only a *smidge*...[Brain picks up a medicine dropper, walks over to Pinky, and squeezes a few drops of a chemical onto Pinky's mouth, which unseals immediately] Pinky, I told you that that extra-strength peanut butter's only supposed to be used as part of tonight's plan to prevent the entire United Nations from being able to talk! : PINKY: Oh, sorry Brain, but it made my mouth feel so tight and sandwich-like! *NARF*! : [Brain puts his head in his hands, and sighs] : YAKKO: Aaaaah, yeah, a *smidge* smaller, I see...well, anyway, I guess we'll get going now...hmm...who to go see next? : DOT: I know! We'll go see... : [to be continued]

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