Posted by Will on February 14, 1999 at 14:29:26:
In Reply to: Re: A! Meets the X-Files posted by Will on February 08, 1999 at 14:11:41:
[A thin black rectangular box starts to beep]
Wakko:Ahhh,It's an evil alien device!
[Wakko smashes it with his mallet]
Scully:That was my ThinkBad!! The beep means I had a new message.
Wakko:Opps,Sorry.
[Scully checks her E-mail]
Scully: I have messges from two informants gookie and Will but thanks to Wakko a lost Gookie's mesage.
Wakko:Hey I said I was sorry.
Dot:Hey look Will says to cheek out the Underdog fanclub.
Yakko:Underdog has a fanclub?
YW&D:We have a lead.
Scully:Good, Mulder you come with me I need to stop of a the Incompetent Business Men Home Computing Center to pick up a new ThinkBad Yakko,Wakko And Dot you take the other car and meet us at the Underdog fanclub
[YW&D wait's outside a building as Mulder and Scully gets out of their car]
Mulder:Where is the car?
Yakko:You parked on it. [Yakko point to a pile of rubble]
[YWD,M&S walks to the Underdog fanclub]
[A guy in a Underdog costums welcomes them]
[The room is total empty except for one fan]
Fan:Hello I'm the only Underdog fanatic fan.
Wakko:By any chance did you cheat on the USA poll?
Fan:Yes.
[Mulder grabs him and roughs him up]
Mulder:Your a hacker aren't you, you behind this thing aren't you, Your in some sort of huge conspiracy aren't you!
Yakko:He's no hacker.
Scully:How can you tell?
Yakko:Watch, Hey mister push any key.
Fan:Ha there is no any any key which means I don't push any key.
YW&D:Newbe!
Mulder: So how did you cheat?
Fan:It lets me vote every day.
Yakko:What a big security hole.
Dot:What security?
Mulder:Wait, if is the only Underdog fan and he only voted once a day how did Underdog win over the Simsons?
Scully:The Real cheaters must have had a better way.
Wakko:Can we go back to the FBI building now?
Scully:Why would we do that?
Yakko:and I mess arround with all that delecate goverment equipment in your lab.
Dot:I want to look cute somewere else.
Wakko:I want to drive again.
Mulder: Umm...No
YW&D:Please......
Scully:Oh, Ok but I drive this time.
[YW&D plus Mulder and Scully drive back to the FBI building]
--To Be Continued--