Posted by Craig on February 13, 1999 at 18:11:42:
In Reply to: Animani-Back To The Future, Part 4 posted by Captain Caps on February 13, 1999 at 14:18:46:
[They run into Plotz's former office]
YAKKO: I wonder who the head of the studio is nowadays...
DOT: Please not another Brain cameo...
[We see MINERVA MINK sitting in the chair]
Y&W: Helllllllllooooooo, executive nurse!
MINERVA: Beat it. I'm a busy woman. I've got deals to make, people to schmooze.
DOT: Just out of curiosity...what's an airhead like you doing in charge of the company?
MINERVA: Ha! I thought airhead and WB exec were synonymous! But, no, I'm actually quite intelligent. In my cartoons, I had to make it look like I only used my looks to get by. But I am actually very smart.
WAKKO: Wow...then is the company actually...good again?
MINERVA: Why, yes. I must humbly admit, I've actually made quite a few changes which have caused the studio to create intelligent output once more, and to get us a lot of money. We've brought "Freakazoid!" and "Pinky & the Brain" back with new epsiodes, we've put out films that can be enjoyed by kids and adults, and we have a "Classic WB Characters Reunion Special" planned for July...Slappy will be in it!
[Cut to SLAPPY, doing a sneaker commercial wth some overpaid basketball player]
OVERPAID B-BALL PLAYER: Ooo, these are so comfy, and they make those tough jump shots easy to reach.
SLAPPY: Soory, I don't do product endorsement. Here, have some dynamite.
OVERPAID B-BALL PLAYER: Is it ACME(tm) dynamite?
SLAPPY: Why, yes! The preferred brand of coyotes everywhere!
OVERPAID B-BALL PLAYER: I thought you didn't do product endorsenment...?
SLAPPY: Well...sometimes, if the product is worth endorsing... [Stuffs the dynamite down his pants & he blows sky-high.] Heh heh...now that's...comedy! No, wait...gotta practice that catch phrase...[Tries different tones] Now *THAT'S*...comedy. Now that's...*COMEDY*. *NOW*...that's comedy...*COMEDY*...yeah, that's it...
YAKKO: Wow! Will we be in it?
MINERVA: Well, sure! I told you about it last week!
DOT: But we weren't here last...
WAKKO: Maybe she doesn't mean *US* us!
Y&D: Huh?
WAKKO: Maybe she means *THEM* us! [Points out the window at another YW&D running around the lot outside.]
YW&D: Uh...oh.
--Continued--
Craig