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by Lucas M. Thomas
Summary: If you\'d just invested the time and effort to develop and publish a console video game, you\'d probably want to give it a significant marketing push to ensure it brought in solid sales. That\'s what most companies do. But that\'s not exactly the strategy that Conspiracy Entertainment and Data Design Interactive have settled on -- to them, individual games seem dispensable and unimportant. The real money is made in bulk. Read Full Article","CommentSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","CommentSnippet":"Article Comments for Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review
by Lucas M. Thomas
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Kill DDI. They\'re a waste of oxygen. The campaign starts here.","CommentSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","CommentSnippet":"Update to my earlier post: I went on Metacritic today, and thanks to this review, MTTIT is now listed. That doesn\'t change this game\'s suckitude, though...\r
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Kill DDI. They\'re a waste of oxygen. The campaign starts here....","DateAddedString":"September 05, 2008 20:17 PDT","DateUpdatedString":"September 05, 2008 20:17 PDT","ArticleIsEditable":false,"MessageID":170310763,"TopicID":170200422,"TopicUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/170200422/r170310763/","SystemID":5001,"BoardID":7743,"Board":{"BoardID":7743,"BoardUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/p1","SystemID":-1,"StyleUID":5090,"Name":"Myth Makers","ParentSiteTitle":null,"ParentSiteUrl":null,"Description":null,"PostsCount":158,"TopicsCount":12,"DateAdded":new Date(1084939234740),"VirtualPostTotal":162,"VirtualTopicTotal":15,"CategoryName":"All Game Boards","Category":{"CategoryID":5047,"Name":"All Game Boards","ParentSiteTitle":"http://games.ign.com/","ParentSiteUrl":"http://games.ign.com/","DateAdded":new Date(1220779213220)}},"CategoryID":5047,"XmlSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","ReplyCount":-1,"NextActiveTopicID":-1,"PreviousActiveTopicID":-1,"User":{"UserID":2206767,"Name":"benjaminjoel","Title":"","IsBanned":false,"IsDisabled":false,"Style":"","IsAdministrator":false,"IsManager":false,"IsModerator":false,"IsVip":false,"IsModType":false,"PostCount":99,"VirtualPostCount":99,"NewPMCount":0,"IsSubscriber":false,"LastLoginDate":new Date(1220646121997),"DateAdded":new Date(1193377357190),"DateUpdated":new Date(1219570148630),"LastPostDate":new Date(1220646122010),"FavoriteBoards":[],"Icon":{"IconID":-1,"Alias":null,"ImageURL":null,"Width":-1,"Height":-1},"WishListCount":0,"CollListCount":0,"WatchedByCount":0,"HasBlog":false,"TotalFriends":-1,"ViewingUserIsModType":false,"WatchedUsers":null,"PublicEmailAddress":"","Signature":""},"DateAdded":new Date(1220645852977),"DateEdited":new Date(-59011459200000),"LastReply":null,"LastReplyUser":null,"DateOfLastReply":new Date(-59011459200000)},{"CommentPages":0,"CommentBody":"PS2 ports FTW!","CommentSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","CommentSnippet":"PS2 ports FTW!...","DateAddedString":"September 05, 2008 17:09 PDT","DateUpdatedString":"September 05, 2008 17:09 PDT","ArticleIsEditable":false,"MessageID":170301757,"TopicID":170200422,"TopicUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/170200422/r170301757/","SystemID":5001,"BoardID":7743,"Board":{"BoardID":7743,"BoardUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/p1","SystemID":-1,"StyleUID":5090,"Name":"Myth Makers","ParentSiteTitle":null,"ParentSiteUrl":null,"Description":null,"PostsCount":158,"TopicsCount":12,"DateAdded":new Date(1084939234740),"VirtualPostTotal":162,"VirtualTopicTotal":15,"CategoryName":"All Game Boards","Category":{"CategoryID":5047,"Name":"All Game Boards","ParentSiteTitle":"http://games.ign.com/","ParentSiteUrl":"http://games.ign.com/","DateAdded":new Date(1220779213220)}},"CategoryID":5047,"XmlSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","ReplyCount":-1,"NextActiveTopicID":-1,"PreviousActiveTopicID":-1,"User":{"UserID":2257639,"Name":"arsenal009","Title":"","IsBanned":false,"IsDisabled":false,"Style":"","IsAdministrator":false,"IsManager":false,"IsModerator":false,"IsVip":false,"IsModType":false,"PostCount":88,"VirtualPostCount":88,"NewPMCount":0,"IsSubscriber":false,"LastLoginDate":new Date(1220634508080),"DateAdded":new Date(1197915637483),"DateUpdated":new Date(1216208215547),"LastPostDate":new Date(1220634542673),"FavoriteBoards":[],"Icon":{"IconID":-1,"Alias":null,"ImageURL":null,"Width":-1,"Height":-1},"WishListCount":0,"CollListCount":0,"WatchedByCount":0,"HasBlog":false,"TotalFriends":-1,"ViewingUserIsModType":false,"WatchedUsers":null,"PublicEmailAddress":"","Signature":""},"DateAdded":new Date(1220634542673),"DateEdited":new Date(-59011459200000),"LastReply":null,"LastReplyUser":null,"DateOfLastReply":new Date(-59011459200000)},{"CommentPages":0,"CommentBody":""Nunchuck jumping?!? Its offical, they\'re purposely making these the worst games possible."\r
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That\'s the impression I got when I read that. It\'s like the programmers sat around a table and decided what could be the worst possible control scheme, and then use it. It\'s a joke.","CommentSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","CommentSnippet":""Nunchuck jumping?!? Its offical, they\'re purposely making these the worst games possible."\r
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That\'s the impression I got when I read that. It\'s like the programmers sat around a table and decided what could be the worst possible control scheme, and then use it. It\'s a joke....","DateAddedString":"September 05, 2008 14:16 PDT","DateUpdatedString":"September 05, 2008 14:16 PDT","ArticleIsEditable":false,"MessageID":170293529,"TopicID":170200422,"TopicUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/170200422/r170293529/","SystemID":5001,"BoardID":7743,"Board":{"BoardID":7743,"BoardUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/p1","SystemID":-1,"StyleUID":5090,"Name":"Myth Makers","ParentSiteTitle":null,"ParentSiteUrl":null,"Description":null,"PostsCount":158,"TopicsCount":12,"DateAdded":new Date(1084939234740),"VirtualPostTotal":162,"VirtualTopicTotal":15,"CategoryName":"All Game Boards","Category":{"CategoryID":5047,"Name":"All Game Boards","ParentSiteTitle":"http://games.ign.com/","ParentSiteUrl":"http://games.ign.com/","DateAdded":new Date(1220779213220)}},"CategoryID":5047,"XmlSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","ReplyCount":-1,"NextActiveTopicID":-1,"PreviousActiveTopicID":-1,"User":{"UserID":2169143,"Name":"PENGUINKK","Title":"","IsBanned":false,"IsDisabled":false,"Style":"","IsAdministrator":false,"IsManager":false,"IsModerator":false,"IsVip":false,"IsModType":false,"PostCount":67,"VirtualPostCount":67,"NewPMCount":0,"IsSubscriber":false,"LastLoginDate":new Date(1220624031243),"DateAdded":new Date(1190038878900),"DateUpdated":new Date(1219176772100),"LastPostDate":new Date(1220624166333),"FavoriteBoards":[],"Icon":{"IconID":-1,"Alias":null,"ImageURL":null,"Width":-1,"Height":-1},"WishListCount":0,"CollListCount":0,"WatchedByCount":0,"HasBlog":false,"TotalFriends":-1,"ViewingUserIsModType":false,"WatchedUsers":null,"PublicEmailAddress":"","Signature":""},"DateAdded":new Date(1220624166333),"DateEdited":new Date(-59011459200000),"LastReply":null,"LastReplyUser":null,"DateOfLastReply":new Date(-59011459200000)},{"CommentPages":0,"CommentBody":"*sigh*","CommentSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","CommentSnippet":"*sigh*...","DateAddedString":"September 04, 2008 18:46 PDT","DateUpdatedString":"September 04, 2008 18:46 PDT","ArticleIsEditable":false,"MessageID":170258998,"TopicID":170200422,"TopicUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/170200422/r170258998/","SystemID":5001,"BoardID":7743,"Board":{"BoardID":7743,"BoardUrl":"http://boards.ign.com/myth_makers/b7743/p1","SystemID":-1,"StyleUID":5090,"Name":"Myth Makers","ParentSiteTitle":null,"ParentSiteUrl":null,"Description":null,"PostsCount":158,"TopicsCount":12,"DateAdded":new Date(1084939234740),"VirtualPostTotal":162,"VirtualTopicTotal":15,"CategoryName":"All Game Boards","Category":{"CategoryID":5047,"Name":"All Game Boards","ParentSiteTitle":"http://games.ign.com/","ParentSiteUrl":"http://games.ign.com/","DateAdded":new Date(1220779213220)}},"CategoryID":5047,"XmlSubject":"Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland Review","ReplyCount":-1,"NextActiveTopicID":-1,"PreviousActiveTopicID":-1,"User":{"UserID":2210218,"Name":"FrogSuitDrew","Title":"","IsBanned":false,"IsDisabled":false,"Style":"","IsAdministrator":false,"IsManager":false,"IsModerator":false,"IsVip":false,"IsModType":false,"PostCount":93,"VirtualPostCount":91,"NewPMCount":0,"IsSubscriber":true,"LastLoginDate":new Date(1220664570350),"DateAdded":new Date(1193690547613),"DateUpdated":new Date(1218760356267),"LastPostDate":new Date(1220664659630),"FavoriteBoards":[],"Icon":{"IconID":-1,"Alias":null,"ImageURL":null,"Width":-1,"Height":-1},"WishListCount":0,"CollListCount":0,"WatchedByCount":0,"HasBlog":false,"TotalFriends":-1,"ViewingUserIsModType":false,"WatchedUsers":null,"PublicEmailAddress":"","Signature":""},"DateAdded":new Date(1220554006933),"DateEdited":new Date(-59011459200000),"LastReply":null,"LastReplyUser":null,"DateOfLastReply":new Date(-59011459200000)}])